What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 15:51

Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Do many women shave their vaginas?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What does pompano fish taste like?
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.